PILOT IN THE COCKPIT This is your Pilot, Captain Julie speaking. On behalf of myself and the crew I would like to welcome you to Naughty Airlines. We recognize that you have a choice in carriers and appreciate your business. Today we will be flying at a cruising altitude of 6900 feet. We expect a few bumps out there, but just relax and allow our able-bodied crew to assist you in relaxing during the flight. We remind you there is no smoking or tampering with the smoke alarms in the lavatories, but we highly recommend you utilize these facilities for all the filthy, naughty, secret sex fantasies you can possibly imagine. Each lavatory is equipped with multiple hidden cameras and following the flight you can purchase your personal mile high video momento at the Naughty Airlines Gift Shop. In your seat pocket you will find condoms, personal lubricant, and my personal favorite: vibrating "eggs". We encourage you to safely experiment with these items for your personal relaxation during flight. Again, we appreciate you choosing Naughty Airlines, where your pleasure is our pleasure. Sit back and enjoy the flight. xoxo Julie www.NaughtyJulie.com
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